The Toad

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You’ve probably heard the story of the Frog Prince, and how he turned out to be a handsome man. Well, that’s not like me. I’m ugly. Everybody has called me “The Toad” since I was in junior high. And if it weren’t for Shibari, no woman would like to be near me. Allow me to explain myself.

As I said, I’m ugly. I won’t go into detail. Just imagine a really ugly man; make him even uglier, and that’s me. To make things worse, most ugly men, knowing their chances are zero, avoid women altogether. But I like them too much. I couldn’t possibly live without them. So, what could I do?

Well, an ugly man is a man with a lot of free time. In my case, I devoted all those hours to learning the art of Shibari. Ropes are plain, and, even though nobody would say they’re ugly, they’re not beautiful either. And it turns out I’m really good at bondage. And I mean good. I’ve defeated Japanese masters at high-profile events and exhibitions.

So, even though women certainly don’t like me (just ask them, if you don’t believe me), they like what I do. In other words, they like what I do to them. Whenever I blindfold a beautiful woman, and start passing my ropes around her, I bring so many pleasurable sensations to their bodies, that they end up forgetting how ugly I am, and just submitting to my every wish.

You might not believe me, but it happens. Sometimes, the feelings I arouse in women are so intense, that they end up having a rope climax: after having taken my time to arouse hundreds of tiny sensations on their bodies, I bring up one strong stimulus, like passing a rope and leaving a friction mark, and it’s so intense that they can’t control it and have a spasm.

So, if you’re ugly like a toad, you still have hope. Just learn how to provide pleasure.

This is my Shibari story.

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