Guess What I Found
I’m a construction worker. I usually work alone. It’s not that I don’t enjoy company. My point is that most people don’t want to stay around while you’re making noise with your tools, apparently destroying their house, and raising a lot of dust. So, most of the time, they leave for a couple of days and let me do my magic. By the time they come back, the house is all pretty and looks like new. They give me my money, and everybody’s happy. Well, I was working in a house about six months ago. You’d never guess what I found there.
Two sisters lived in the house. One usually spent the whole day outside because her job was a one-hour drive from the place. The other one stayed at home and made some money by giving piano lessons. I was to find out later that that was the official version, but that there were other things going on, actually. To let me work, they left for the whole week. So I was alone.
The first day, I worked without interruption. The second day, a guy brought his daughter for a piano lesson, and I had to explain to them that the sisters were out of town. However, on the third day, things got interesting. A woman that I was sure I had seen before arrived at the house and asked to see the piano teacher. When I told her she wasn’t at home, she asked me to stay and make coffee for both of us. She was a very attractive woman, so I agreed.
It turned out that the piano teacher was also a skilled rigger who secretly hired girls from the nearby strip clubs and tied them in some weird bondage scenes. At first, I didn’t believe it, but the woman showed me a hidden closet in which a full suspension kit was stored.
I still remember her face when I said: “Guess what I found.”.