The Knots and The Strings and the Feet

I have three problems: the knots and the strings and the feet. In other words, I can’t tie, I can’t play the guitar, and I can’t dance. And I must say, it is quite sad to be a young man and not be able to do any of these things. But, hey, each one of us has the life he must have, right?

You see, when I was barely a teenager, I realized that the main purpose of my life was to meet women. At least, that’s what I wanted to do the most, for I’ve always found women the most fascinating of creatures. Likewise, I also realized that playing the guitar was a good way to impress women and have material to start a conversation.

I bought a guitar, and I took some lessons. Unfortunately, I must admit it was a disaster! The first time I tried to tune a guitar, I broke two strings. And it took me so long to change a chord that the song was already over by the time I managed to put my fingers in the right position. So, I quit.

Plan B was to become a good dancer. Women like a man who can dance. However, once again, destiny was against me. I just couldn’t get my feet right. And my sense of rhythm turned out to be “deplorable”. At least, that’s what the ballroom dancing teacher said.

Finally, I tried bondage, which is sexy and mysterious. However, that didn’t work either. In my first workshop, I ended up tying my own hand. Not to mention that it took me twice the time it took other students.

The knots and the strings and the feet were all against me.

So, my advice is this: if you have a talent for bondage, use it no matter what! Don’t listen to those vanilla idiots who can’t understand what you’re doing. Put your skills to practice and enjoy them to the fullest.

That’s what I would do if I were as capable as you.

This is my Shibari story.