My girlfriend and I both work at night. That means that we live upside down, so to speak. We have “breakfast” at 2:00 p.m., and occasional “morning” sex around 3:00. We watch an afternoon movie at 4:00 and kiss goodnight at six o’clock. You get the idea. That’s why the gas leak caught us in…
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What happens in Vegas …Can’t stay in Vegas! I mean, I know how the saying goes. And I also know that, for most people, that’s the best way to handle it. If you spend a ton of money at the casinos, or flirt around with strippers, or even if you just enjoy like a kid…
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I’m bisexual. I find as much beauty in women as in men. After thinking about it for a long time, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a particularly sensitive person. Therefore, I cannot be satisfied with only one side of beauty. I am also an irredeemable romantic. That’s why I developed this romantic Shibari…
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Princess Moon was as beautiful as the real moon. She was as intelligent as the smartest of the king’s counselors. And she was also as brave as the best of the king’s warriors. However, she had a serious flaw in her personality: she was too curious. If there was a conversation between two people, she…
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It was our third attempt to get backstage access. My friend Erika and I had tried everything: bribing the security personnel, sneaking in—you name it. Nothing had worked. And when we finally made it backstage, there was a surprise waiting for us! Now, usually, when you get backstage access, you have the opportunity to take…
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If someone asks, I say that I feel pain in my back, or that some insect bit me somewhere along my ribs. I’m lying, of course. But I would rather lie than have to explain to my coworkers and friends how much I enjoy having friction marks on my torso. You see, for many people—especially…
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The night of the rope swingers can be either a night of terror or a night of pleasure. It all depends on how strong your relationship is with your partner. I wouldn’t recommend it to new couples. Actually, I think that would be a recipe for disaster. And even couples with a long history together…
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Tina and I always have a great time together. We’ve been dating for almost a year now, and we’ve talked about taking our relationship to the next level. However, there’s something that we’re both afraid of. To put it simply, we’re both perfectionists. We want everything right, always. And we have fought bitterly about it…
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Once upon a time, there was a great warrior whose name was Hushu. He was very strong and intelligent. There was no mountain he couldn’t climb; no bear he couldn’t defeat; no old man he couldn’t fool; and no young woman who didn’t love him. He had a wife and four children. And he enjoyed…
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When I say I work at a TV station, everybody pays attention. When I say that I work as a technician, everybody goes back to whatever they were doing. They think that my job, even though it’s part of a glamorous industry, is actually boring. And they’re right. As a technician, I spent most of…
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